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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

meladoodle:

i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.

pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

blame-my-muses:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

I’ve been called “missy” before to my face, and lemme tell you that shit is just not on. Like ever. Have also had fingers snapped at me. Like, what, you think I’m a fucking dog? ‘Cause no. Just…

No.

di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

yankeesama:

vamoladokidoki:

spatulasinspace:

niggawitamacbook:

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

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They aren’t drunk…

honey, nobody wears that outfit sober

  • me: *takes snapchat with me looking cute*
  • me: *sends snapchat to everyone in my contacts*
  • me: *also sets snapchat as my story just to make sure everyone sees how cute i look*
colorsofsocialjustice:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

literallysame:

conqueered:

grootismyspiritanimal:

I sent a semi-angry consumer complaint email today…

you seriously called the iphone 6 sexist because it’s a half an inch larger? because it won’t fit in your pocket? what?



Op you fucking stupid bruh bruh

Women were doing this when the Samsung Galaxy S4 & S5 came out. “My phone was made for a man’s hands,” was the line I remember most. Seriously, this is pathetic and reaching. Also forgetting the things you can buy, most made for women and not men, to hold your phone (usually these bigger than pocket sized ones) because that’s capitalism. People wanted bigger screens, they got them, so then people wanted accessories to hold those bigger devices. You know people use the Samsung Galaxy Note as a phone too, and that’s bigger than even the iPhone6, but hey, the accessories so people can carry them totally sell this way. - Purple

colorsofsocialjustice:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

literallysame:

conqueered:

grootismyspiritanimal:

I sent a semi-angry consumer complaint email today…

you seriously called the iphone 6 sexist because it’s a half an inch larger? because it won’t fit in your pocket? what?

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Op you fucking stupid bruh bruh

Women were doing this when the Samsung Galaxy S4 & S5 came out. “My phone was made for a man’s hands,” was the line I remember most. Seriously, this is pathetic and reaching. Also forgetting the things you can buy, most made for women and not men, to hold your phone (usually these bigger than pocket sized ones) because that’s capitalism. People wanted bigger screens, they got them, so then people wanted accessories to hold those bigger devices. You know people use the Samsung Galaxy Note as a phone too, and that’s bigger than even the iPhone6, but hey, the accessories so people can carry them totally sell this way.

- Purple

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius